Month: January 2012

News

Sasha Grey: Racist

Sasha Grey, famous ex-porn star, has come under fire for racist comments made during her adult film career. In this extremely explicit interracial sex scene, Sasha Grey uses the word “nigger” repeatedly, offending many viewers in both the black and white community.

“Ms. Grey’s language turned what should have been a racially harmonious scene of hardcore love into fetishized racism,” commented Al Sharpton. “It’s things like this, as Jeffery Dahmer said, that create violence in today’s society.”

The porn star recently read to students of Emerson Elementary School, setting a terrible example for our children. What if they look up her porn one day, and imitate her racial slurs? We need to think about the children.

[pullquote]”Yeah, I love fucking that Nigger Cock” ~ Sasha Grey[/pullquote]Sasha Grey has made no public apology to the black community for her slurs, as was expected from Duane “The Dog” Chapman and Michael Richards. Her callous statements have left fans flaccid and betrayed.

Sasha Grey is a supporter of Occupy Wall Street and PETA, and these shocking statements have caused these groups to distance themselves from the porn star. “Ms. Grey will not be allowed at our encampment until she apologizes for her statements,” said Occupy Oakland coordinator Brent McGovern, chairman of the people’s microphone General Assembly.

Sasha Grey may be going back to porn if she cannot bring herself to apologize for her outlandish, racist statements.

World новости

Jews did 911? Yes, according to one terrorist

Post author By Hatesec
Post date January 9, 2012
6 Comments on Jews did 911? Yes, according to one terrorist

Jews did 911 The sensational news article, found on this eyesore of a website, about halfway down said Aafia Siddiqui suggested that “maybe Israel had something to do with it.” It, meaning the World Trade Center attacks on September 11, 2001.

Aafia Siddiqui is a Pakistani neuroscientist who studied at MIT. Later she allegedly decided she might like to engage in sexy terrorism. The article says it all, in just a few words, including words like “She then fired the rifle at various individuals.”

4chan raised the question once, causing it later to be dismissed as the lulz. But Aafia Siddiqui raised it back: Did Jews cause 9/11?

Do not be taken in so quickly. If the Jews did 9/11 then why are we slaughtering brown people? Is it to keep down heating costs like the liberal media would have us believe? Exactly.

I don’t think there’ll ever be a time in my life when I don’t fear the unending wrath of Muslim rage possibly winding up in my children’s schools. No sir, my children will learn that the Jew is our friend. Yea, we’d all be speaking German right now if the Jews hadn’t dragged us into World War II and that Indians shared maize with the pilgrims, who later corrected their population for using the wrong word to identify corn.

Tags 4chan, 9/11, Aafia siddiqui, inside job, israel, jews, terrorism, terrorist, twin towers

Local Special Interest

Staff writer Cess Poole comes close to nearly writing article

Post author By The Hateship Alliance
Post date January 8, 2012
2 Comments on Staff writer Cess Poole comes close to nearly writing article

Local writer later said “Fuck it”

Cess Poole, chronicle.su writer, expressed wishes Sunday to produce new material. Almost immediately, however, the young penman changed his mind.

“He was like, ‘Fuck it,'” said fellow writer and chronicle.su editor Frank Mason.

With mounting debt, a sick girlfriend and hungry children at his feet, Poole has long been in a slump he can only describe as “inescapable.”

“It’s like, all the pressures of life are just fucking me up lately,” said Poole. “It’s like, I don’t care about nothing man. And it feels like I never will.”

The change of heart, Poole clarified, was not spurred on by a reported decline in marijuana abuse. To the contrary, the father of one and a half has only been clean for two days short of a work week. “And to be fair,” he said, “that’s a record.”

Instead, sources believe a source of creativity within Poole may simply have never existed at all.

“There’s just nothing there to nurture,” reported Mike Satton, chronicle.su social analyst and young talent scout for the publication. “I mean, if he did something besides spend other people’s money and playing with his prick all day, then yeah, you might have something to work with. But this is nuttin’. Nuttin’!”

Where Poole might end up next is anyone’s guess. Possible locations according to Poole include jail, his mother’s house, or face down in a ditch somewhere near his father’s home.

For the hottest most up-to-date information on Cess Poole, check the police blotter in your local newspaper or ask your drug dealer.

Chronicle lawyers speaking candidly on the matter showed little faith in the future well-being of the estranged chronicle.su writer. “Frankly though,” said Julius Epstein, chronicle.su attorney, “those of us here at the chronicle expect to see his mugshot on national news within the month.”

Chronicle.su lawyers are accustomed to bailing writers out of jail, but with an increase in legal trouble, combined with lack of contributions, editors for the first time ever are considering dropping Cess Poole from their services permanently.

“He’s a drag. And he’s always making everyone uncomfortable, offering us speed during business meetings. Selling me weed in my bosses’ offices. And I don’t even know how to react anymore when he tells me his children are hungry. Where does all that drug money go?”

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