Man given clean bill of health after searching symptoms online

Like a rabbit feverishly scampering about, degenerate Jeremy Fisher ran his every sensation through a search engine one night, after smoking too much pot and confronting his own mortality. The 34-year-old man replaced doctors with websites in 2007, after aging out of his parents’ healthcare and being generally too unlikable for full-time employment which would […]

10 Summer Health Tips by Dr. Troubadour

Skincare Advice From Dr. Angstrom H. Troubadour Sup fellow dudes! I have come up with a totally badass plan to get you ready for the summertime. By following these 10 easy tips, you can battle the blistering heat coming off that god damn life-giving star in the sky. 1. Skin Cancer Got an itchy mole? […]

Social networking sites lead to 'pregnancy and marriage by age 23'

MyPlace and Fakebook are responsible for up to sixty five percent of unwanted, accidental long-term relationships.