Following a recent governmental lapse in Truth, a scrambled message has been intercepted and somewhat decoded. The communication details an alien overthrow of humanity. Elf Wax analysts were able to decipher certain parts of speech and published them. The translation, in its original form follows: I am from Alpha Centauri, a star of dead rocks. […]
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Children of all ages lined up in front of their schools today only to learn that classes were canceled indefinitely. A victory every man can taste Professors of social sciences, military advisers to the President of the United States of America, leading geneticists, politicians and local leaders from every recognized country, island, village outpost and […]