Category: World

The crew of a Japanese science vessel and many other eyewitnesses have confirmed that North Korea’s “failed” missile launch was actually disrupted by anti-missile defense systems or possibly Aliens. Several described a “streak of light” preceding the break-up of the missile. Whether this was a part of an airborne anti-missile laser system or an alien beam has been disputed, but experts agree that nothing can possibly be known about what these people claim to have seen. Even if video footage surfaces, hoaxing technology has become virtually indistinguishable from reality and it would actually be proof of nothing.

Our secret insiders, pouring through confidential Pentagon computer systems, have found no trace of this military operation, but that is to be expected in a mission with such need for secrecy. One thing the hackers known as the “InFiltrators” did find of interest was the following excerpt from the Ballistic Control Contingency Update Memo.

PENTAGON MEMO 3932098A-F3

BALLISTIC CONTROL CONTINGENCY UPDATE MEMO

1. SHOULD NORTH KOREA ATTEMPT TO TEST BALLISTICS

WITH AN OPENLY ANNOUNCED MISSILE TEST

A. YAL1 IS STATIONED AT OKINAWA AND WILL DEPLOY

B. HAARP WILL GO LIVE AND PROVIDE SECONDARY SUPPORT

C. TERTIARY SUPPORT THROUGH SUBMARINE ABM SYSTEM

2. SURPRISE MISSILE LAUNG ATTEMPT FROM DPRK

A. HAARP HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MOBILIZE WITHIN

EXACTLY ONE MINUTE

B. SENSORS MUST BE PERMANENTLY IN PLACE TO DETECT

MISSILE ACTIVITY

C. SUBMARINE ABM SYSTEMS MUST ALWAYS BE PRESENT IN

SEA OF JAPAN

YAL1 refers to an airborne laser test system capable of destroying ballistic missiles which is mounted on a Boeing 747. Anti-ICBM systems mounted on submarines are previously unheard of, and possibly part of yet another top secret defense plot for total world dominance. It is well-known that HAARP is capable of creating pockets of intense heat anywhere on the globe, and firing them directly in the path of an intercontinental missile will almost always cause a catastrophic structural failure. Certainly, there is no way to defeat the United States in a missile-to-missile nuclear war. However, that is no longer the high ground of the battlefield. The high ground is now cyber.

When World War III breaks out and all the American Military Info Systems start failing, it’s only because the Chinese and Russians have been hiding in them for so long. If Anonymous can get into them, it’s a simple conclusion that powerful states investing nearly infinite resources into cyberwarfare have done much more profoundly damaging things which will be undetectable until it is far too late. Some fringe theorists have suggested that the North Koreans’ failure was actually a result of Pentagon computer hackers sabotaging the missile manufacturing process. This scenario is by far the most likely.