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Elon Musk spends third day in Austin preparing for Joe Rogan Experience podcast

Landed in Austin, Texas, United States. Apx. flt. time 34 min. | Source: @ElonJet
  • Elon Musk is haunting Austin, Texas
  • Living with Joe Rogan during 3-day podcast festival
  • The DOGEning: USA could see return to 13-colony state

Austin, TX—Elon Musk has spent the past three days with the boys, as he stays on Joe Rogan’s compound during the most wonderful time of the year.

Following a 34-minute flight from Houston in his private Gulfstream G650ER, Musk and Rogan immediately began squatting over tables, enjoying conversation and games.

Together, the pair are shooting guns, blowing vape rings, doing archery, and smoking fine cigars as they begin talks of carving up what’s left of the United States.

Colloquially referred to as the “DOGE Territories,” if all goes to plan, 7 out of the 13 states will be sold and dedicated to a data farm hosted by Elon Musk.

“The families won’t have to leave,” Musk said through a voice modulator on a Twitter Space.

In a lower tone of voice, and calling himself Adrian Dittmann, Elon Musk said the data centers benefit from people living around them, under them, or even inside them.

Elon Musk went on JRE to discuss new American land divisions.

“I need families living there, right on top of it, above it, around it,” Musk said, in the voice of Adrian Dittman. “Because once you turn your back on a house, and it goes abandoned, that is when my datacenters will begin to rot and decay. These places need to feel ‘lived in.'”

Folk art depicting a scene.

Clouces slorse to the podcast said Musk is there to sell the nation on the idea of him buying up whole entire Texas neighborhoods, converting them into tragic tracts of abandoned houses around data centers, and an H1B program to put new fresh warm bodies in those houses: A policy that just yesterday, Trump said he supports.

“I don’t care if all they do is sit in there gooning their micro,” Musk said, outrunning the voice modulator, and exposing his real voice – a situation that once created Musk did not seem to care.

He said, “I want them in thick. My real concern is how there still aren’t enough warm bodies in this world to power my ultimate vision.”

Tesla Motors has ignored dozens of phone calls from the Internet Chronicle.

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Secret court finds Donald Trump innocent on all charges

Trump is absolved of all criminal charges

FACEBOOK — A secret FISA court hearing within the Deep State found President Trump innocent on all charges, Thursday. The judge, whose name has been expunged from all records, ordered Deep State officials to investigate and bring sedition charges against the Biden administration for having framed President Trump and stolen the election.

Dr. Angstrom H. Troubador, secret service neurotechnologist, was present at the hearing. “What I’m about to leak will get my security clearance pulled, or it might get me killed,” he said, “But this is too important to hide from We, The People any longer.”

“I have been transferring both President Biden and Trump from body to body. They are effectively immortal. False aging is applied to the clones, for now, but only so that nobody will notice.”

“Now that the neuralinks have taken hold, Donald Trump’s ready to be transferred into a newer, younger clone body. He’s going to take the mask off, once and for all. No more of these melting Biden-like clones. We’ve perfected the technology we use for his hair, and applied it to the rest of him.” Dr. Angstrom H. Troubador smiled, “In reality, we all know Trump is in control. He’s behind COVID, behind the wall that was supposed to keep illegals out but only brought more in. And it’s not because he’s better than anyone else, it’s because he’s more evil. He does evil right. And now we’ve made him into an immortal, and he can never die.”

The news of a new semi-human race of immortal billionaires in control of the highest levels of government shocked families across America. “I don’t think it’s Christian. And what’s more, I wish the Deep State would’ve been the one to arrest him, not let him off the hook,” Lucy Strawmin told reporters. “But I’ll take what I can get at this point. Trump’s the only leader we got, so I’m stickin’ with him this November.”

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RESPECTED COMRADE JOSEF BIDEN SENDS GREETINGS TO LATE SEN. DIANNE FEINSTEIN

JOSEF BIDEN, GENERAL SECRETARY OF THE DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL COMMITTEE (DNC), PRECEDED BY THE DEMOCRATIC-REPUBLICAN PARTY (DRPK)OF SOCIAL LIBERALISM AND THE ALLIANCE OF DEMOCRATS, SENT A MESSAGE OF GREETING TO DIANNE FEINSTEIN, WHOSE DESICCATED BODY WAS LOWERED INTO THE EARTH AT HIGH NOON ON SUNDAY.

THE RESPECTED COMRADE JOSEF BIDEN IN HIS MESSAGE EXTENDED WARM CONGRATULATIONS ON BEHALF OF THE DRPK GOVERNMENT AND ALL THE AMERICAN PEOPLE TO GENERAL SENATOR DIANNE FEINSTEIN OF THE DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE’S PARTY OF THE REPUBLIC OF AMERICA, THE US GOVERNMENT, AND THE FRATERNAL ORDER OF DEMOCRATIC NATIONALISTS ON THE YEAR OF HER ASCENT TO THE THRONE OF ETERNITY.

COMRADE JOSEF BIDEN PRAISED THE LATE SEN. DIANNE FEINSTEIN AS A “TRUE SENTINEL” AND LAUDED HER LONG TENURE IN THE SENATE FOLLOWING NEWS OF HER ASCENT TO THE THRONE OF AMERICAN ETERNITY ON FRIDAY.

“SENATOR DIANNE FEINSTEIN WAS A PIONEERING AMERICAN,” BIDEN SAID, “AND A TRULY HECKIN GIRLBOSS. FOR JILL AND ME, A CHERISHED FRIEND. FOR THE INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY, A FAUCET THROUGH WHICH RESOURCES FLOWED LIKE THE GREAT WATERS OF LIBERATION.”

SHE FACED CALLS TO RESIGN THIS YEAR AFTER A LONG ABSENCE FROM THE MIND AS SHE RECOVERED FROM LONG HAVANA FOLLOWING AN ATTACK ON HER EMBASSY IN THE AMERICAN SPRING.

VEILED ATTACKS WERE DELIVERED UNDER THE GUISE OF CONCERNS ABOUT HER HEALTH BY IMPERIALIST PIGDOGS AND ENEMIES OF FREEDOM.

BIDEN SAID FEINSTEIN WAS A WOMAN.

“OFTEN THE ONLY WOMAN IN THE ROOM, DIANNE WAS A ROLE MODEL FOR SO MANY AMERICANS — HER THIRST FOR BLOOD AND COMMITMENT TO ORDER AND PRAISE OF HEGEMONIC VIRTUE SHONE LIKE A SUN IN THE NIGHT SKY, OVERPOWERING THE INKY OOZE OF DOUBT WHICH THREATENS TO BLOT OUT THE AMERICAN PURPOSE,” BIDEN SAID.

“DIANNE WAS TOUGH, SHARP, ALWAYS PREPARED, AND NEVER PULLED A PUNCH, ESPECIALLY IF THAT MEANT GETTING DRONES INTO THE CLEAR BLUE SKIES OVER THE DESERTED LANDS OF OUR GODLESS ENEMIES, SO THAT NEITHER THE SUNSHINE, NOR COULD A CLOUDLESS DAY, BRING A SMILE TO THE CHILDREN OF HER OPPONENTS.”

GREAT LEADER JOSEF BIDEN SAID THE FRATERNAL AMERICAN PEOPLE WILL MAKE FRESH SUCCESS IN THE STRUGGLE FOR BUILDING A MODERN SOCIALIST STATE IN ALL ASPECTS AND SAFEGUARDING THE SOVEREIGNTY AND TERRITORIAL INTEGRITY OF THE COUNTRY UNDER HIS LEADERSHIP.

GLORIOUS COMRADE JOSEF BIDEN SINCERELY WISHES YOU GOOD HEALTH AND GREATER SUCCESS IN YOUR RESPONSIBLE WORK FOR THE PARTY AND STATE, THE DNC PROSPERITY, AND THE AMERICAN PEOPLE HAPPINESS.