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Th3j35t3r’s lie

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On Sunday, Chronicle.SU was attacked by th3j35t3r, noteworthy Anonymous pedophile. On Wednesday, Chronicle.SU rose from the dead – kind of like Jesus over there, except this really happened. Now, while th3j35t3r is carrying out yet more superficial attacks on WikiLeaks, we’d like to share with the world exactly how petty and powerless this “jester” character really is. Read on, citizen.

During our outage, sockpuppets for th3j35t3r claimed that we had not, in fact, been attacked. They demanded our former host force the removal of any and all references to th3j35t3r and assumed that is what actually happened. Actually, our host refused. But when the Chronicle went down from th3j35t3r’s subsequent attack, his child porn ring claimed victory because they’re really just that dumb.

The real attack, a distributed denial of service,  proved that a traditional botnet is a functional part of th3j35t3r’s arsenal. We reported accusations of th3j35t3r violating children – and the computers of children – which provoked him to flat out attack us. He attacked us because it was true and we are a threat to him. We are a threat to his pedophilia. He stated several times that he didn’t attack us, and that he didn’t use a botnet. He lied.

Isn't she just so damn sexy?

Th3j35t3r commits libel as routine, d0xing anyone who looks like they might be LulzSec, peace be with them. He d0xed us, implying that we should fear the consequences of exercising the freedom of speech. Implying that we are criminals, for speaking the truth.

He abuses the infrastructure of the internet and breaks the law for personal glory and fame. He’s not helping anyone out, and especially not soldiers at war.

What kind of sheltered first world dildo would believe that th3j35t3r’s attacks are demoralizing or debilitating terrorists? More to the point, what kind of terrorist sits at his computer, trying to refresh some fucking forum before he goes out to kill infidels? “Gotta Jihad but first f5 to make sure we’re still game.” The same kind of terrorist who sits in Northern Virginia eating Hot Pockets refreshing 4chan, discussing the same old revolutionary bullshit that’ll never happen. Noko! 404.

Th3j35t3r is all misdirection. He’s a living lie, if you can call that living. Every time we’ve called him on his lies, he’s doubled down and socks a threat or five, claiming that each one is the “first and last” – retweeting his own faildox to a miserly 300 views. This internet try-hard has no power he doesn’t fake or take. That is, none of it is earned anymore than you earned access to the Chronicle.SU today.

Hey jesterfag, you just lost the game. Or, has the game lost you? Since reporting on th3j35t3r, the Chronicle.SU has enjoyed no increase in traffic although we did pick up seven Twitter followers – or 700% of living, breathing followers who know what “th3j35t3r” is. If there is anything to be learned from our coverage of the declining child pornographer and pseudo-hacker (scriptkiddie), it is this: The Jester is officially completely utterly irrelevant.

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51 replies on “Th3j35t3r’s lie”

who else thinks that’s Spenny from KennyVsSpenny ?
glad you guys are back. wish the pad wasn’t blocked.
lulz at the jester and his useless nerd-puppets.

i foresee some pretty immense shit to come from here in the near future. SAIL ON!

Would you hit a Handy Cap Child/ Adult?

This is a very interesting question. … There are mental retarded children. They’re possessing teachers that are typing for money. This will never stop. … The drug addicts need to be weeded out to be more intelligent. The Principle of this is that them cunt educators need to stop being pigs.

Are you just getting a pay check for brainwashing? Can you tell me how to Deny math? All of these questions I asked my community college teacher. He said “GET OUT OF MY CLASS!”

i would like on of those shirts to wear around campus… you should mail one to my box at school.
dm me on twitter if you’re down

If B.C.E. years are unable to start then A.D.E. years are unable to begin. B.C.E. years are unable to start. Thus, A.D.E. years are unable to begin.

Th3j35t3r’s reaction to the pederast claims proves that either they are true and he is a pederast or that he is John Tiessen and this is all about misinformation.

Well you do know jester aka (chester) was right about one thing, there are a lot of kids on these pages, I give him that. Name calling is done between 4 year old. You kids should make a point or not its up to you. When I say chester is a child molester it is not name calling it is a fact. If I was to start name calling I put lol at the end or something like that. I do know 100% he is a child molester and that there is the str8 truth.

I know everything and it’s okay if I name call because you kids don’t know for a fact what I know for a fact but I will never reveal my proof because I’m above that and I hate Chester.

Any analysis of the data will show that the lizard people are taking over the planet Earth. It is imperative to grow some balls and reveal the massive infiltration of cold-blooded creatures impersonating homo-sapiens. Code word is KLUMPA

Fight back!

Free Mercedes, Leonard Peltier, Mumia Abu-Jamal, XBOX LIVE, Topiary, Hosni Mubarak, BOTH KAYLAS, Rudolf Hess, POT, OR WE’LL, WE’LL WRITE MOAR DEMANDS THAT WILL NEVER BE MET! WE ARE ANONYMOUS, WE MAKE DEMANDS, THEY AREN’T MET, EXPECT US!

sPookEASY
March 11, 2012 at 5:20 AM · Reply
oh hai jester! i see you think you an ub3r h4ck3r. i wil put that to an end while i leave in in the t0x1c trap! you caught my eye because you think you are a genius. well i guess its time you learn your place, i will devote my time alone when my wife sleeps to construct a plan so elegant and DESTRUCTIVE you shall learn the meaning of “FUCK WITH THE BEST DIE LIKE THE REST” i am done with hex as of now ive gotten a lil kick in thar, but now i haz some new fagz to getz! jester you sir are my first target as i have doxed you and i am planning some fun for you tommorow(; 3/11/12 if you keep talking shit after you receive your punishment i will not stop and i will be relentless, i will destroy your life like i did to richard and i will have you begging for mercy! so after you are owned tommorow admit it and move on because you dont want to have the same fate as richard who beg me for mercy, well as i promised heres your dox
      Ryan, Thomas  [email protected]
      Provide Security, Inc.
      86 Amber St
      Staten Island, New York 10306-2022
      United States
      7322077916
 
remember anons and brothers, get trusted TRUST NO ONE. dont trust me or anyother hacker if you want to stay anonymous or you WILL end up like lulzsec
http://pastebin.com/k6L5WnAP

Ahahahahaha he was just running his mouth all over twitter tonight. Looks good on that stupid fuck. Hope the terrorist come and get his ass #JhadiMOTHERFUCKER$

i found this today.,
http://pastebin.com/k6L5WnAP

oh hai jester! i see you think you an ub3r h4ck3r. i wil put that to an end while i leave in in the t0x1c trap! you caught my eye because you think you are a genius. well i guess its time you learn your place, i will devote my time alone when my wife sleeps to construct a plan so elegant and DESTRUCTIVE you shall learn the meaning of “FUCK WITH THE BEST DIE LIKE THE REST” i am done with hex as of now ive gotten a lil kick in thar, but now i haz some new fagz to getz! jester you sir are my first target as i have doxed you and i am planning some fun for you tommorow(; 3/11/12 if you keep talking shit after you receive your punishment i will not stop and i will be relentless, i will destroy your life like i did to richard and i will have you begging for mercy! so after you are owned tommorow admit it and move on because you dont want to have the same fate as richard who beg me for mercy, well as i promised heres your dox
Ryan, Thomas [email protected]
Provide Security, Inc.
86 Amber St
Staten Island, New York 10306-2022
United States
7322077916

remember anons and brothers, get trusted TRUST NO ONE.

lolol

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i am a rat and you can block or monitor this site all you want

ric veda loves me

i have to watch who i talk about
not every one just lays and takes it well i know i like to lay and take it nut this is something other then butt fucking.

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