ISIS t-shirts trigger investigation at Virginia School

At least fifty local teens bought ISIS t-shirts through a local distributor who purchased the shirts directly from ISIS

INTERNET — Over forty teens at Hidden Vale High in Roamoke Virginia were sent home Thursday for wearing offensive pro-ISIS t-shirts, which police traced through a local flea market back to ISIS. Principal George . . .

MEL GIBSON ABDUCTED BY ISIS

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Mel Gibson was abducted by ISIS early Tuesday morning

SAN DIEGO — Friends say Mel Gibson disappeared late Monday night after taking a drive through southern California. Tuesday evening, a video purportedly appeared on YouTube showing Mel Gibson, bound and kneeling in front of an ISIS banner and wearing an orange tunic. The . . .

5 Pictures of Great Leader That Will Restore Your Faith In Humanity

Kim Jong Un - Our New Leader

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Kim Jong Un shut-in, “addicted to gaming”

Kim Jong Un - Our New Leader

PYONGYANG – Petulant rumors percolating after reports by Western media outlets slandered benevolent North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un, falsely suggest the glorious leader has been deposed by his own cabinet.

But accoding to official sources, this rumor is Western propaganda. “Kim Jong Un is very proud of the liberal DPRK . . .

Hacktivist ‘Weev’ found dead in Lebanese gutter

Fans mourn and celebrate the loss of Andrew 'Weev' Aurenheimer who was found dead Monday Morning

Fans mourn and celebrate the loss of Andrew ‘Weev’ Auernheimer who was found dead Monday Morning

BEIRUT — The puffy, bruised corpse of Andrew Auernheimer, known to fans as ‘Weev’, was pulled out of a drainage channel in Beirut early Monday morning. He was last seen clubbing on a rooftop, huddled in a . . .

Hacker and Troll ‘Weev’ Flees America for Gaza

Why is everybody so upset by this run-of-the-mill Nazi?

Why is everybody so upset by this run-of-the-mill Nazi?

GAZA — People flee the United States after being wrongly imprisoned all the time, many after facing false charges stemming from a big telecom company’s sheer hatred. Maybe they just posted something negative online about the telecom company or got frustrated in their hellish . . .

ISIS issues Fatwa against Reddit

The Caliph of the Islamic State issued a Fatwa against Reddit

The Caliph of the Islamic State issued a Fatwa against Reddit

INTERNET — Caliph Ibrahim al-Badri al-Samarrai of the Islamic State issued a Fatwa against Reddit after a user known as “jewishvirgin” posted an insulting depiction of the prophet Muhammed. The founder of Islam was drawn crudely as a pig defecating rainbows, his . . .

Obama Seeks to Celebrate Affordable Care Act Anniversary in Most Affordable Way Possible

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the one-year anniversary of the immediately successful launch of healthcare.gov approaches, the Obama administration has finalized plans to celebrate in a big way.

Or as press secretary Josh Earnest put it, “it’s gonna be fucking patriotic as shit—the American Way, fgts.”

After weeks of floundering . . .

New Microsoft boss did “so much” cocaine prior to Windows 10 announcement: “We’re skipping 9″

"I did this much cocaine."

New MS boss Satya Nadella announced at a business event that he can not feel his hands.

In an unprecedented act of self-hatred, Microsoft has announced it will distance itself from the hilariously bad Windows 8 by refusing to name the next build generation Windows 9.

“Windows 10 will be so fucking badass,” a . . .

Fraught Historic Parallel stokes Islamophobia for America’s Left

Is the Islamic State religious? Are they just like the Spanish Inquisition?

Is the Islamic State religious? Are they just like the Spanish Inquisition?

INTERNET — Yet another anti-religious scientist columnist slipped miserably in a fraught attempt to deploy a historic parallel to back up his point of view. Jerry A. Coyne, of New Republic, veered into the perilous field of theology in his unfortunately . . .