Chronicle publisher puts gun to head demanding ‘freedom of death.’ What happens next will leave you howling!

BOSTON – Police responded to a grisly crime scene at the home of paranoid, isolated Lebal Drocer founding executive Raleigh Theodore Sakers, Internet Chronicle learned early Wednesday morning. This comes after Chronicle learned of a dangerous plot designed by Sakers to drive away readership in a grotesque act of self-sabotage. Wikileaks founder Julian Assange “leaked” […]

San Francisco poetry slam

Hey guys, I just thought I’d let you know that I really appreciate all your readings. To those of you in the San Francisco Bay area who printed out articles to read at the poetry slam Saturday: thank you. Your efforts may go largely unnoticed, but they are unrewarding. [SWF]http://www.chronicle.su/wp-content/uploads/SKEET_FIGHTER.swf, 550, 400, var1=val1&var2=val2[/SWF]