Dr. Angstrom Troubadour, chief researcher at Lebal Drocer Laboratories, added, “It ain’t the size of the spill that matters. It’s the motion of the ocean.”
Neoliberalism strikes again! Russian oil companies move in after American boots on the ground fail to secure oil.
…And the other 310 million people don’t even care, because boycotting gasoline for a single day is like trying not to take a shit for a day. You’ll just do it tomorrow. “But, by boycotting gas on April 15th, we’re sending the big oil companies a message!” Demand isn’t affected if you still use the […]