Murdoch Family Enslaves Cheetahs To Edit Truth Faster

How NewsCorp leads the way in timeliness and journalistic integrity – A scathing tale of addiction to drugs, sex and exotic animals. . . .

Chronicle.SU is WRONG

Adrien Chen pointed out that Hugo Carvalho is not Sabu, as investigative journalists within Chronicle.SU incorrectly reported. . . .

MEDIA MOGUL'S BODY DISCOVERD

This is awesome. . . .

OUTED: Sabu of #AntiSec

Sabu, of #AntiSec, doesn’t deny it – he’s been outed. . . .

Final Shuttle Launch Signifies Total Apathy Toward Human Progress

This article can be safely ignored, because it is about the space shuttle which is now irrelevant. Not like that makes a difference to you, though, because you never cared in the first place. . . .

EXPOSED: LulzSec Mastermind Julian Assange

Documents leaked anonymously over pastebin Monday afternoon reveal LulzSec, notorious for hacking law enforcement agencies and corporate websites, is actually the most recent effort spearheaded by Wikileaks founder Julian Assange.

Assange, perhaps not the only man ever to be accused of rape by a voluntary participant, made comment via Twitter.

Assange still . . .

Mega-exclusive interview with Lulz Security

LulzSec sailed their LulzBoat into public waters today and Chronicle.SU reached them for comment. “Welcome to the bot-net!” exclaimed the limey young hackers. “You jelly of AnonNews, Chronicle?” . . .