New Game Call of Duty: Modern Occupation 2 Makes Imperialism Fun Again

Experience the awesome realism of day-to-day military operations from the eyes of a grizzled xenophobic Alabaman named Jeff Cleburn, and count the days until he rotates out of this shithole.

Peter King To Rescue Fear-Gripped Midwest From Shariah Law

The only “serious” differences in fundie types are alterations in the underlying cartoon narrative of anthropology, familial histories, flying men and talking donkeys.


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