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Murderous Syrian Leader Just Wants Citizens To See Things His Way

The Syrian people relentlessly attack their emotionally helpless President Bashar al-Assad. Will they ever come around? Read more to find out!

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News

Dangerous chemicals discovered in organic food

Chronicle.SU hired an independent chemistry lab to test food products for dangerous chemicals. When the lab results came back, we were forced to completely reevaluate our individual diets. The lab tests showed that nearly 80% of all food consumed by the modern human contains dangerous chemicals from the monosaccharide and polysaccharide families. Pectin, dextran, agar, and […]

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Hate

Ryan is the Apocalypse

Inglip has predicted that the true messiah should be crucified, on cam, aside George Hotz and Kilgore Trout by suited men in Guy Fawkes masks. From there, Ryan will use his direct video link to hijack the minds of billions of onlookers. Because of the unbalanced massing of consciousness, Ryan will begin to implode and re-trigger the big bang. A better universe will be born, full of trollfaces and rage comics.