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Articles Are Killing The Chronicle

What’s with all the stories? Chronicle.SU used to be way better, like back in August 2008 before you started writing again. Please stop writing. Articles are killing the Chronicle. Seems like every day, almost twice a day, there’s something to read about here, some fake-ass news story with jokes and humor in it. You know […]

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Trolling World

Topiary Awaits Hearing as Speculation Mounts Hilariously

Every tech nerd, geek and new owner of adult novelties are glued the their news feeds, all asking the same thing: Will Topiary, hailing from the island of Yell, be a hot hipster or a nasty, ugly nerd like Ryan? Most likely, he will fall somewhere in between, and is likely a eunuch. But we’re […]

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Editorial Religion Uncontrollable Patriotism

Peter King To Rescue Fear-Gripped Midwest From Shariah Law

The only “serious” differences in fundie types are alterations in the underlying cartoon narrative of anthropology, familial histories, flying men and talking donkeys.