NSA Surveillance Network shows Emergent Intelligence

SINGULARITY, Tex. — Wednesday night, it was revealed that the NSA has nearly achieved a limited omniscient point of view over the planet Earth through extra-constitutional top-secret wiretapping of all major communications hubs. The Obama administration responded Thursday morning, defending this capability as necessary in America’s ongoing struggle against terrorists. Earlier this year, a leaked […]

Elderly woman dies 'on hold' with Verizon

Verizon plays a deadly hand in the demise of a beloved family member who simply could not handle all the sexting.