Snowden reveals HAARP’s Global Assassination Agenda

MOSCOW, Russia – Edward Snowden, NSA whistleblower and fugitive, released documents Tuesday to Internet Chronicle reporters proving that the High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program, or HAARP, is definitively engaged in a program of assassination and mind control. EMERGENCY UPDATE: Snowden has revealed an oncoming global cataclysm. While the military prison industrial complex has routinely […]

Supermarkets collect metadata with discount cards, says Snowden

MOSCOW, Russia – New leaks by Edward Snowden, the whistleblower responsible for unveiling NSA surveillance programs, show that all “discount cards” offered by supermarkets are in fact used as part of a ubiquitous data collection and surveillance program. “Every time you swipe that card to save a few measly cents,” said Snowden, via collect call, “they […]

NSA Surveillance Network shows Emergent Intelligence

SINGULARITY, Tex. — Wednesday night, it was revealed that the NSA has nearly achieved a limited omniscient point of view over the planet Earth through extra-constitutional top-secret wiretapping of all major communications hubs. The Obama administration responded Thursday morning, defending this capability as necessary in America’s ongoing struggle against terrorists. Earlier this year, a leaked […]