Elderly woman dies 'on hold' with Verizon

Verizon plays a deadly hand in the demise of a beloved family member who simply could not handle all the sexting.

Local man repairs relationship, loses penis

Roanoke, Va.–A Roanoke man savagely mutilated himself Friday while trying to prove to his ex-wife he was “still man enough to sexual role-play and use a skill saw naked.” Sources say he was attempting to sacrifice the family housecat to the love gods when things suddenly appeared very wrong. Tina Shrubman, a 46 year old […]